We Are So Nice

March 9th, 2008

All these evil criminals come to Thailand because the Thais are so nice and friendly, according to a guy at the Thai police. Yeah. That’s why foreigners are charged double for baht buses in Pattaya and ten times the admission price at crappy National Parks. After that we are taken for a jewelry scam by a friendly tuktuk driver. With our newly acquired jewelry we go to Soi Twilight to be relieved of 10 dollars for a glass of water in a gay gogobar. Yes, it is all done with a friendly smile, but better get your gay Asian pleasures vicariously on the internet. It is much safer too.