Mr Swirl
March 10th, 2008
That guy who swirled his face in digital images, so he could hide himself while he fucked little boys, was caught in Isan a few months ago. Now his trial has been postponed to June. I saw him walking barefoot in prison garb in a BBC clip. Poor thing, He was chained to a couple of handsome Asian lads. Was that safe for the boys?
We Are So Nice
March 9th, 2008
All these evil criminals come to Thailand because the Thais are so nice and friendly, according to a guy at the Thai police. Yeah. That’s why foreigners are charged double for baht buses in Pattaya and ten times the admission price at crappy National Parks. After that we are taken for a jewelry scam by a friendly tuktuk driver. With our newly acquired jewelry we go to Soi Twilight to be relieved of 10 dollars for a glass of water in a gay gogobar. Yes, it is all done with a friendly smile, but better get your gay Asian pleasures vicariously on the internet. It is much safer too.
The Bad Guy
March 8th, 2008
He looks just like your average Thai sex tourist, that guy they caught in the Sofitel who is allegedly (your innocent until proven guilty, after all) an evil arms trader. Maybe he went to nearby Nature Boy or Solid to get his fix of gay Asian boys? He looks rather straight though. According to the misinformed BBC, the American DEA caught him. Hah! In that case the guy would be in Guantanamo already. I don’t know where the boys of the BBC get their information, but I think I clearly saw the Thai police having the man under arrest.
Horny Habits
March 6th, 2008
A monk in Bavaria was caught stealing gay porn DVDS from a porn shop. Later on they found another 230 DVDs in his room in the monastery. Haha! A horny monk. It reminds me of the lusty holy man in that book, The Name of the Rose, by Umberto Eco. I wonder if this German monk had any gay Asian porn in his collection?
Shoplifters
March 6th, 2008
Are there any shoplifters in Thailand? I never hear of such a thing, except the occasional item in the Pattaya News pages perhaps. In most shops it also seems extraordinarily easy to let something slide in your pocket. Are Thai people more honest than others or is this simply not deemed noteworthy for the news? Inquiring gay Asian minds want to know.
The Smoking Ban
March 5th, 2008
It is now an offence to smoke in bars, restaurants and other places in Thailand. Good! Besides the dirty air I already have to breathe in Bangkok, at least now I can take my gay Asian lover out to dinner and not smell like an ashtray when I come home. The men in brown will not actually start issuing fines until somewhere in May. I hope this one ban will work as well as the smoking ban that was already in place for aircon restaurants.
Chinese Pickpockets
March 4th, 2008
Oh dear, the Pattaya mail writes that Chinese pickpockets have targeted transvestite cabarets in Pattaya. And just a few days ago I wrote that pickpockets are not so common in Thailand. OK, I was talking about Bangkok there, and Bangkok is a world away from sleazy Pattaya. I do hope these gangs don’t move to Bangkok. They would find rich pickings in the Skytrain during rush hour, with everyone so careless about their posessions.
Jersey and Pattaya
March 3rd, 2008
A certain Eileen Fairweather has written a ramshackle article in the Daily Mail, an English newspaper, about a child abuse scandal in Jersey. The writing is awful and I can not make heads or tails of the story. I did figure out that there are some links to Slutsville Pattaya, which she calls the “notorious child sex resort”. Sex resort yes, but child sex? Except for the glue sniffers on Sunee, that’s a bit over the top. It will certainly not make the Russian family tourists happy?
Hate Crimes
March 1st, 2008
Luckily hate crimes against overt gay Asian boys are pretty rare in Thailand. Katoeys freely strutt their stuff and nobody pays much attention. It is different in other parts of the world such as the US and Europe, as this murder of a gay teen in Florida sadly shows us. The guy was just 17 years old when he was shot.
Pickpockets
March 1st, 2008
Grubby little hands fumbling around in your pockets on crowded skytrains or busses are surprisingly rare in Thailand. So you can leave your wallet in your back pocket and you don’t have to be afraid of some urchin relieving you of all your valuables. The sex trade has its advantages, all the boys who would otherwise be running around stealing, now get paid for selling their bodies to gay Asian admirers in gogobars
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