Yellow Fever

Austria And Thailand

April 30th, 2008

It turns out that this strange man from Austria who kept his daughter locked up for 24 years in his basement also went to Thailand on holiday. So how did he keep his daughter and their seven children fed during such absences? The mind boggles, but I do hope he did not lay his hands on any cute gay Asian boys in Sunnee plaza or thereabouts.

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Meanwhile In Austria

April 27th, 2008

Strange things don’t only happen in that happy land of the gay Asian called Paradise Pattaya. In Austria they have arrested a man who kept his daughter in a basement for several decades, fucked her, and in that way made the resulting babies his children and grandchildren. One of these (grand)children is now 19.  That’s pretty twisted in the scheme of things, if you ask me.

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Another One

April 23rd, 2008

Yet another guy was found dead in a ditch on the new road that is being built into Pattaya. Wrapped in a tarpaulin. Does anybody keep track of how man people are murdered in Slutsville every year? For a small city of a few hundred thousand people it seems an awful lot.

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Ladyboy Thief

April 21st, 2008

I think it is better to just stay a real gay Asian boy. Those hormones that ladyboys take, they fuck you up completely. Read this. The big news in Pattaya this week is of course not a murder more or a murder less. It is the fact that a ladyboy was caught stealing magazines from a 7-11. The police were called in because the poor thing couldn’t afford to pay for them. Yet it didn’t want to put the mags back in the magazine rack either.

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Naked Bag Snatcher

April 18th, 2008

Never let your gay Asian handbag out of sight. Here is a warning. Pattaya not only has plenty of murderers, but lawless Slutsville also has its share of pickpockets and bag snatchers. On April 5 they tried to snatch a Russian woman’s handbag for example. They guy was caught shirtless by the ever alert security guys of the Dusit Thani Pattaya hotel. Now you know why.

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Murder Of The Week

April 15th, 2008

It has been a bit quiet on the dead tourist front lately but now they hit again. Two twin sisters from South Korean were found dead on Koh Larn, near Pattaya. The police say they drowned. According to AFP, “Pattaya …. has a seamy reputation for crime rings, sex tourism and hedonism.” That doesn’t help the sisters, but how right they are, AFP.

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All Quiet On The East Coast

April 10th, 2008

Wow, it seems no-one has been murdered this week in Pattaya. That must be a record as usually Slutsville will score a few hits each week. It must be the low season or something. So if you have nothing better to do, why not have a look at the bareback gay Asian boys?

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The Saudi Jewels

April 8th, 2008

Nice post about the Saudi jewels on Asiaticus. Only the top level could have gotten away with this. So who still has these jewels somewhere in a safe? You guess.

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Bye Bye

April 6th, 2008

It ook a while, but good riddance to the squatters at the Lumpini Night bazaar. I hated the place. It was a popular place for proles to find cheap goods and will now be redeveloped into yet another hi-so shopping mall. In other words, Gay Asians rejoice, we will no longer only have Paragon and Emporium for out queer shopping needs in a few years time.

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Traffic Rules

April 3rd, 2008

The Pattaya Mail website, with its charming early 90s layout (They still use Windows 3.1 there), reports that attempts to regulate traffic on chaotic Sukhumvit road have failed, because road users ignore the regulations. I’m sure if the police would get off their lazy asses things would be resolved in no time. Alas, driving around Pattaya remains a scary thing to do, what with all these motorbikes that don’t seem to have a clue what they are doing.

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