Buffalo Boys

October 29th, 2008

Every year there is a buffalo race in Chonburi in which cute and sexy (gay?) daredevil boys race buffalos. I wonder if there are an horny lads among these farmhands willing to lend a helping hand to a friend in need of their seed.

100 Baht

October 26th, 2008

Alright, the police stops you for crossing a red light or something. Never mind they leave it on yellow for only one second. You’ll have to deliver 100 Baht into his greasy paw, no change offered. What does this have to do with gay Asian life and yellow fever. I don’t know.

Thunderstorms

October 23rd, 2008

Scary thunderstorms are the order of the day at this time of year in Bangkok. And Pattaya, presumably. Time to crawl under the blankets with your gay Asian amour du jour.

Phuket

October 19th, 2008

Phuket has Paradise Complex like Pattaya has Boyztown. I prefer Pattaya. It feels more at ease with its sleaze. Phuket’s gay Asian area has this undercurrent of tension and violence that seems it might erupt at any time.

Quiet Days

October 12th, 2008

The yearly influx of sun-birds from cold Northern climes is about to start in a few weeks. Right now those of you looking for your slice of gay Asian paradise have Pattaya almost for yourself and not much seems to be going on. The headline news in the Pattaya Mail is the end of Buddhist lent, on October 14. Not even a murder or robbery.

Hyper Wank Device

October 5th, 2008

This thing is called a cornbrator. A hyper wank device for horny gay Asian men who are not able to get laid even in a place full of sluts such as Pattaya. There must be a few.